You wrote:

Okay, let's get the fanatics, nuts, and haters out of government, please.

I'm not sure we could run the government on the 17 people left after doing this. Which might be a good thing.

Especially they day they got someone who was NOT downloading illegally. Or who claimed they weren't, and it couldn't be proved otherwise.

Of course, if the machine has been destroyed, there is no proof left either way, right?