All the way down to the party yesterday....

[kyrielle]

...I saw signs for Oregon's Measure 36. "One Man. One Woman. Yes on 36." You know, before we "save" marriage by restricting it to one man and one woman, I have just one question.

How are we going to pick the one man and the one woman? And what if they want to divorce later?

Comments

[zou.livejournal.com]

*LAUGHS* Good one.

[mandydax.livejournal.com]

One man. One monkey. No on 36.

[penguinzero.livejournal.com]

Tch. They're just going to have to stick it out. Haven't they ever heard of the sanctity of marriage? Divorcing would make a mockery of the whole thing. As for how the One Man and the One Woman get picked, I think they're going to do names out of a hat or something.

Actually reminds me a bit of Terry Pratchett. 'Ankh-Morpork practiced the kind of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.'