A meme, a meme, a silly little meme....

[kyrielle]

Please reply in a comment with a fictional (made-up, fake, etc.) "memory" about me - a story about you, me, etc. It can be anything you want - good or bad - as long as it never really happened.

Feel free to post this in your own journal (or not) whether or not you reply.

(Borrowed from porpentine and cadhla.)

Comments

[djadjamankh.livejournal.com]

The most vivid is the time we were holed up in that border town whorehouse, running low on ammo and tequila and hoping against hope that a miracle would save our gringa asses. Luckily, it did, in the form of that serendipitous sand storm; we snuck out under the cover of the dust devils, both of us sneezing the whole time.

I still think you should've let me bring that girl with us. What was her name? Esperanza?

[kyrielle]

*cackles* That one was fun trouble, definitely.

[porpentine.livejournal.com]

The night was stormy, the rain coming down sideways. The waves were crashing over the street, skipping the beach altogether. And you were so patient with me tied to that chair, adding extra layers of duct tape when necessary. All because I wanted to hear the sirens singing out in the waves, luring all the other men who could hear them out to their deaths. I'm just glad the wax worked for you. I would have pouted if you'd run off to become one of them.

[kyrielle]

I'm awfully glad the wax worked, too. Salt water's lousy for your skin, I'm sure. And I hate to think what anyone listening to the sirens would think if I'd joined them - I don't think my singing's exactly what's expected in that situation.

[tibicina.livejournal.com]

Well, there was that time that I secretly travelled up to your house and decorated the entire front of it with pink guppies. That took a /lot/ of planning. But you seemed to appreciate the effect so it was all worth it.

[kyrielle]

*cackles* I'm just glad you didn't have a camera (or, at least, aren't posting the pictures if you had one I didn't spot). I'm sure I must have resembled them when I first saw them, the way I was gaping. That was a huge project - I have no idea how you pulled it off (and kept me from realizing until it was done).

[mandydax.livejournal.com]

Oh, remember that time when you ate the whole turkey before Thanksgiving dinner? When I snapped you out of your triptiphan-induced coma, we had to find a way to make it right, but there was no time to get—much less cook—another 20-pound turkey before President Clinton arrived. So we panicked and took the carcass and stuck all the gooshy cat food to the bones, and covered it in caramel-apple Fruit Roll Ups. We nuked it in that old microwave for 15 minutes and told everyone that it was a special secret family recipe. Bill said it was the best and moistest turkey he'd ever had, but Hillary was just being a bitch when she said it tasted like dog food. Dog food? Feh! We didn't have any dog food!

[kyrielle]

Just as well. That's usually beef; at least most of the catfood was reasonable flavors. In theory. I admit I was working hard to avoid eating it; it would have been really yucky after the actual turkey.