A meme, a meme, a silly little meme....

[kyrielle]

Please reply in a comment with a fictional (made-up, fake, etc.) "memory" about me - a story about you, me, etc. It can be anything you want - good or bad - as long as it never really happened.

Feel free to post this in your own journal (or not) whether or not you reply.

(Borrowed from porpentine and cadhla.)

Comments

[mandydax.livejournal.com]

Oh, remember that time when you ate the whole turkey before Thanksgiving dinner? When I snapped you out of your triptiphan-induced coma, we had to find a way to make it right, but there was no time to get—much less cook—another 20-pound turkey before President Clinton arrived. So we panicked and took the carcass and stuck all the gooshy cat food to the bones, and covered it in caramel-apple Fruit Roll Ups. We nuked it in that old microwave for 15 minutes and told everyone that it was a special secret family recipe. Bill said it was the best and moistest turkey he'd ever had, but Hillary was just being a bitch when she said it tasted like dog food. Dog food? Feh! We didn't have any dog food!

[kyrielle]

Just as well. That's usually beef; at least most of the catfood was reasonable flavors. In theory. I admit I was working hard to avoid eating it; it would have been really yucky after the actual turkey.