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They don't offer a mood "hysterical laughter" which is really a pity. A MASSIVE pity.
I have a credit card. I was paying my bills tonight; it had a bill. Pity, but there it is. And the bills, no, it's not enough they ask for your money, they include offers for things you can buy (on your card, of course).
"As a member, you are entitled to (insert generally cheap, crappy merchandise, and regardless, always an item you don't actually need) for (insert low 'nominal' fee which is still exactly its own amount too much for the item)."
This month, the main items were "ivory fine china animal sculptures by Lenox" for $4.95 (the "sculptures" being 2-4 inches high and pretty boring and bland).
But one of them was an elephant.
Yes, they are now trying to sell me a literal white elephant...!
I have a credit card. I was paying my bills tonight; it had a bill. Pity, but there it is. And the bills, no, it's not enough they ask for your money, they include offers for things you can buy (on your card, of course).
"As a member, you are entitled to (insert generally cheap, crappy merchandise, and regardless, always an item you don't actually need) for (insert low 'nominal' fee which is still exactly its own amount too much for the item)."
This month, the main items were "ivory fine china animal sculptures by Lenox" for $4.95 (the "sculptures" being 2-4 inches high and pretty boring and bland).
But one of them was an elephant.
Yes, they are now trying to sell me a literal white elephant...!
