Writing up the experience for our Tuesday game (because last session proved that letting people keep track of it casually doesn't work as we had to use my sheet to work out what everyone else likely had, and I'd lumped all the categories together), I hauled out my notes from the session. Most are brief and only of interest to tracking the plot, but there were two good quote sets. Both from the same, very strange, fight scene:
First up, the half-orc's player, after hacking into his opponent a few times:
"I'm cutting it, but am I hurting it?"
"You don't know. You've never fought a toadstool before. It does seem to be losing chunks of itself."
And then his master, standing behind the thing and therefore able to act more freely:
"Stabby stabby at the leggies!"
Yes, it was a weird session, even before we accidentally killed our NPC ally with a healing spell....
First up, the half-orc's player, after hacking into his opponent a few times:
"I'm cutting it, but am I hurting it?"
"You don't know. You've never fought a toadstool before. It does seem to be losing chunks of itself."
And then his master, standing behind the thing and therefore able to act more freely:
"Stabby stabby at the leggies!"
Yes, it was a weird session, even before we accidentally killed our NPC ally with a healing spell....