Bozo Criminal of the Day.

[kyrielle]

From http://www.electricferret.com/bozo/ comes this amusing tale:

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Robert Krambs for sending in today's report. From Viroqua, Wisconsin comes the story of bozo Billy Franklin. Billy had his bank holdup all planned out. He walked into the bank with a knit cap pulled down to obscure his face from security cameras. He made sure the teller's window had no alarm and no exploding dye booby trap. The holdup note had no fingerprints or other identification. The bills he received were small and not in sequence. He had planned the perfect robbery. Except for one thing. He had no getaway vehicle. He simply walked away from the robbery, carrying his money in two large bags with the bank's name clearly printed on the side. A cop spotted him walking down the road and arrested him.

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[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

*snickers* At least he did better than the guy who wrote the hold up note on the back of one of his own personal pre-printed deposit slip, complete with:

*name
*address
*telephone number
*social security number
*and driver's license number

[kyrielle]

*giggles* True. Very true.