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Saturday, August 25th, 2007 08:05 pm
I said before we went to the con that I was uneasy flying Frontier because of the connotations their name brought to mind. (I'm sure they were going for different connotations, but I get what I get from it.)

The name still bugs me. But the airline was excellent. They still serve snacks, which is more than some other airlines do, but more importantly they are courteous, efficient, handled boarding well and got us there on time. In spite of all four flights being quite, quite, QUITE full, at least one and maybe two oversold, and the last one running short of overhead storage space for carry on, they handled all of these as gracefully and nicely as I could hope, and it didn't seem like anyone was upset with the results.

Monday morning's early flight had an excellent head flight attendant who was going heavy on the humor (as she put it, she figured we were mostly asleep and she might get some of our attention that way!). For example:

"Again, you have boarded flight 615 to Denver. If Denver is not in your travel plans, it will be in just about ten minutes. So this would be the correct time to get up and get off the plane in that case."

"In the unlikely event that we find a large body of water to land in between here and Denver, your seat cushion [...insert usual stuff about using it as a flotation device and how to do so...]. In that case, you are welcome to keep that cushion courtesy of Frontier Airlines."

Regarding loss of cabin pressure and the masks: "...please stop screaming long enough to pull the mask toward you [...insert standard stuff about how to use the mask...] ...before assisting children or other passengers acting like children."

And the one that cracked up the entire plane by violating How It's Done to a great degree: "We'd like to thank you for not choosing United to fly with this morning."

Yes, I took notes.
Sunday, August 26th, 2007 03:29 am (UTC)
Now you see why I like Frontier. :)
Sunday, August 26th, 2007 11:06 am (UTC)
Heh! Funny. Some of the Southwest flight attendants can be quite amusing like this.
Monday, August 27th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
I cannot say how much it pleases me when people in jobs like that have fun and share it with us. It makes the whole journey more bearable. :)
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 09:46 am (UTC)
I'm so glad that you had a good time on Frontier. I use them whenever I can, so I was sad when I heard you weren't fond of them. But that level of humor is typical on Frontier flights, and besides, I love the animals. Frontier has some of the best commercials. (And they've always brought me safely and comfortably home, so I can't complain.)