Parent humor

[kyrielle]

While handling an awkward position shift of a limply sleeping newborn:

"Do you have the head?"
"Yep."
"Ok, if you have the head, I have the rest of the baby."
Pause, as we just look at each other.
"...that sounded so wrong."

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Comments

[phoenixscribe.livejournal.com]

And you thought you had unusual quotes flying around *before* he was born!

Let me tell you, the quotes just get weirder from here!

[mika-vumner.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

Is it bad I can picture it all too clearly in my head though?!? :P

it works out okay, though...

[jonhnet.livejournal.com]

...because at this stage, he's about 1/2 head.