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Tuesday, March 1st, 2005 07:50 pm
Every so often, I read spam, rather than simply deleting it. Today's gem:

Subject: "FW: not answering emails anymore?"

Included image is a selection of pills (viagra, soma, valium, cialis - what a set!) and a blurb to purchase them online and save up to 80%.

And the text is:

I am not missing surfing.
Have you missed reading recently?
Is the scientist missing praying?
Don't you regret eating about once a week?
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. -Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
I'm not enjoying fighting over there.


...oKAY then.
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Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005 05:07 am (UTC)
Hey, I saw this image online and thought of you. It's so funny and cute and I know how much you like ferrets on crack.

Now, I would think that would get through your spam filters better. ;)