Collected gratitude

Because it's been a while.

( Cut because, well, it's been a while, some have seen them, and hello lots of little bursts of text! )

This treat has been snubbed by a professional.

So, Apple's weight was down. The vet wants Ray to stay on the weight-control dry food...so we try to supplement Apple. Preferably with a small amount of canned, although the vet noted we may need to use full-calorie dry dispensed in small amounts if that's all she's used to, it may be all she will eat.

We started with the same-brand wet food, again per the vet's recommendation, to see if she'd take it. Tonight was the first try. Dunno if she'll take any of the other flavors, but this one was a resounding failure. She not only declined to taste it, after sniffing it, she hung around and demanded petting by head-butting the forkful I was trying to tempt her with. So she technically got some of the food in question. On, you know, her eyebrow, not in her mouth.

Yeah, snubbed by a professional, that was. She declined to even *notice* it as food...after sniffing it carefully. LOL.

...he WHAT?

Okay, so a link shared by a friend on Google+:

Lawsuit: Defendant Breached a Duty Not to Shoot Bottle Rockets Out of His Anus

...no, what, really? (And yes, the link quotes part of the suit, and it's...actually that bad. Or worse. I boggle. And giggle, because it's so bizarre it just hits me that way. Also because I might need a wee bit of sleep.)