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"List the ways you don't care to die."
I'll lj-cut so you're not exposed to my answers, before you think through your own, if you want to.
I had a bit of fun with this one.
Crushed under a bridge, building, or other large manmade structure, due to an earthquake or any other disaster, natural or not.
Drowning. Sorry, that sounds awful painful for a bit....
In fire. Don't care where it came from.
Strangulation. Stabbing. Being shot.
Extended painful sickness.
Explosion.
Car accident. Particularly if it's my fault. If I have to die in one, at least spare me the humiliation of everyone wondering why I did something stupid in my last minutes....
Suffocated.
Crushed by a toppling stack of books, comics, or other reading material. Double points if it was stuff I hadn't gotten around to reading yet.
Tripping and breaking my neck. Extra points if it involves tripping on something I could have picked up; more points still if it was something I'd tripped on previously, and thought, "I should pick that up."
Clawed to death by a wild bear.
Honestly? I want my death to be late, and fairly painless. What can I say?
I'll lj-cut so you're not exposed to my answers, before you think through your own, if you want to.
I had a bit of fun with this one.
Crushed under a bridge, building, or other large manmade structure, due to an earthquake or any other disaster, natural or not.
Drowning. Sorry, that sounds awful painful for a bit....
In fire. Don't care where it came from.
Strangulation. Stabbing. Being shot.
Extended painful sickness.
Explosion.
Car accident. Particularly if it's my fault. If I have to die in one, at least spare me the humiliation of everyone wondering why I did something stupid in my last minutes....
Suffocated.
Crushed by a toppling stack of books, comics, or other reading material. Double points if it was stuff I hadn't gotten around to reading yet.
Tripping and breaking my neck. Extra points if it involves tripping on something I could have picked up; more points still if it was something I'd tripped on previously, and thought, "I should pick that up."
Clawed to death by a wild bear.
Honestly? I want my death to be late, and fairly painless. What can I say?
